Disclaimer: I’m angry. This is not eloquent.
Bill: Take away students rights and representation by other students, unless the Uni funds the SA as happens with Auckland Uni. Compromise of values by necessity.
ACT: Look at how awesome we are, our collective penises are HUGE because we’re fucking you all simultaneously.
NATIONAL: Well we should let ACT have something this parliament and this isn’t going to hurt our voting base
LABOUR: Fuck this shit, students are a huge demographic for us and we can’t afford to lose more. Also it’s more like tax, a little from everyone for the greater good.
GREENS: Government is already trying to fuck the kids over, this is shit. See tax Analogy. Also provides holistic support for students. Important!
MANA: We mostly don’t care, although it’s going to affect funding and support to our youth. Better vote against.
Maori: As above.
PROGRESSIVE: Fuck everyone.
United Future: Rolls with the vote, seems against.
NZ FIRST: For the Bill, no reasons given.
Chris Carter: Against the Bill, no reasons given.